“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.” -  Sacha Guitry

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

“ Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.” –  Anonymous

“The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?” -  Dumas

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.” - Sigmund Freud

“‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” -  Anonymous

“‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” - Sam Kinison.